Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)
Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:
Ooh, the way you know me, lady,
I get so heavy now I could die.
Ooh, the way you know me, sugar,
I get so heavy now I could die.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Ooh, the way you press me, baby,
red balloons just pop behind my eyes.
Ooh, the way you press me, girl,
red balloons just pop behind my eyes.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Mark Volman:
Do you really wanna please me
Howard Kaylan:
Y`know I do _ baby.
Mark Volman:
Well, tell me why you do it_
I really wanna know.
Howard Kaylan:
Oh no no, I wouldn`t be right
for me to tell ya tonight_
Mark Volman:
You better tell me right away
or I`ll dress up and go.
Howard Kaylan:
Don`t get mad_ it ain`t no big thing.
Mark Volman:
You better tell me right away,
don`t you address me cold!
Howard Kaylan:
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
Well, there are a lot of reasons why I`d drag a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room _ and rip you off for spare change to run a _to run a vibrating machine connected to this queen-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested, do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and, and give you get off all your little clothes _ until you are nearly stark raving nude. ( save for your chrome-with-heavy- duty-leather-thong Peace Medallion) and give you adopt a serial of marginally erotic poses involving a plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I did a wee-wee in your hair _ and gravel you with a couple of tennis shoes I got from Jeff Beck_
kaan
Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers Lyrics