--- Johnny & The Bears - The Jackass gang talk a lot about the gayness of their schtick, and so register the film at a gay leather bar. I know you still, Knoxville. I'll probably see their stupid new movie, too. On that tip, Vanity Fair gets to the points that matter. (Four dicks! Boy O Boyle - Danny Boyle would perhaps like to have another zombie movie perhaps sometime in the remote future but he's not saying for sure, right now.Fuck your crumbs, Boyle. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo's sequel was better anyway; maybe we need him to take the 3rd one, ya ever remember that?- Rape Talk - Rich at FourFour chats about the remaking of I Spit on Your Grave. I still haven't yet seen the original, much less the remake. Is it weird that out of all the shit I've made myself watch I'm still frightened of this movie? I should get to it sometime, I guess. Sigh.
--- Breaking Pace - Lee Pace has linked the form of the fourth Twilight movie, as had been rumored awhile back. As tenacious as he's working I don't care. I won't see it but it's nice to know he's getting paid. (thanks Mac! City Stompers - I argued ages ago, around the sentence that The Legion came out - that it's time for the Giant Monster Movie to get a genuine renaissance, and perhaps Guillermo Del toro is the man to eventually realize that happen. He's been committed to some Pacific Rim Godzilla type thing, involving giant monsters doing what giant monsters do, serve tea and cakes eat city's faces off. Yes.
--- Shot In 3D - The most interesting thing about Drive 3D, the picture by Todd Farmer (the manager of the My Bloody "1/5 of a good movie" Valentine remake) and starring Nic Cage and Amber "Big Boobs Bisexual" Heard is that small bit snatched off its new poster seen there to the left (via). Now we're advertising that, eh? Clever girl. Not that I truly remember the universal audience pays attention to this. If you use the Mother Test, my father would take no idea what this was about. Of line if the film doesn't star a talking dog my mother's not interested. Which might be why she likes Nic Cage. Dr. Salamander - If you were wondering who Rhys Ifans was performing in the Spider-Man reboot you could see that information right here at this link. Or I could hardly say you: he's playing Dr. Curt Connors, aka The Lizard.
--- The Good Guys - In typeface you lost the new official picture from Scream 4, that's it right there via Stale Popcorn. That link also contains another episode in Glenn's scene-by-scene dissection of the original trilogy; it's the fresh country road walk that Gale and Dewey take before the hell breaks loose, and Glenn's right, it's weird looking at that bit right now with Cox and Arquette unhypenating. Double Stevie - Steven Spielberg's next two movies, Tin Tin Something Something Unicorn, Really? and War Horse, will both be coming out right around Christmas next year.
--- Sentence of the Day - From DH's post on Seth "Family Guy" MacFarlane's upcoming movie, which just landed Mark Wahlberg in the lead:"Other characters include a racist homosexual, a "Jewish-looking" person with anti-Semitic views, and a woman obsessed with male ass crack shaving."Yeah that sounds like something Seth would write. Right now I can hear MacFarlane saying the words "ass crack shaving" now in that deep lumbering voice of his. mmm....