Doing mandatory "workplace harassment" training for my job; actually, it's anti-harassment training -- but let's not split hairs.
The video example in the training involves a "hispanic" woman, an African-American woman, an Asian-American man, and a woman from Canada. Guess which one is discriminated against?
Of course, the Candadian, based on her Canadian heritage -- cuz that's the scourge of the modern workforce: harassment against Canadian nationals.
UPDATE
Punchline from lesson two: "And so the bartender says, 'That's what *she* said!'"